Let Kourtney Kardashian teach you how to properly celebrate your baby daddy

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What do you get a lord?

A sexual yet nonchalant Instagram picture paired with a lackluster yet to-the-point caption.

Queen of emotions Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her on-again-off-again (currently off) partner Scott Disick’s birthday on Thursday with this odd social media post.

It’s what any baby daddy would wish for.

For reference, here are how the other Kardashians honored Disick (somewhat more appropriately) on Instagram.  Read more…

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