2016 Race Now Has Transhumanist And Cyber Party Candidates,,,

I’ve got a new favorite candidate.

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He is Zoltan Istvan of the transhumanist party. Why should you support him:
*He promises eternal life. Clinton will let you die. So will Sanders, Bush, and Trump. Granted that’d probably be a mercy in the lattermost case…
*He travels around in a bus shaped like a coffin. In an impressive fit of irony, the bus nearly died.
*He invented volcano boarding. Except unlike the other filthy casuals, he did it on properly active volcanoes.

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For those who are not enthusiastic, there is yet another candidate, John McAfee of the Cyber party.

He is somewhat eccentric.
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He may have also killed a man.

NOTE: McAfee Security does not protect you from McAfee.

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